The Curious Incident of The Dog

In today’s Internet-engrossed society, dogs have managed to rise from their already premier status among the animal kingdom in the eyes of humans. It takes only one quick scan through Buzzfeed or Upworthy or Barstool to realize that dogs are the primary power of Internet culture. (I’m disregarding porn, as this is family blog.) It’s a natural next step […]

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The Four “Celebrities” To Whom I Apparently Bear a Resemblance (Ordered by Ridiculousness of Haircut)

I don’t normally find writing about myself to be that interesting- my autobiography would include an inordinate amount of critiques of the various flavors of Cheez-Its. But I have noticed a recent trend that I need to point out. There seems to be a multitude of D-class celebrities who, particularly in the eyes of the […]

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