http://www.buzzfeed.com/bensmith/why-buzzfeed-doesnt-do-clickbait “Kenny Rogers is not fast food, it’s good food served quickly.” AdvertisementsRead more "BuzzFeed “Doesn’t Do” Clickbait"
Intriguing. Profound. Groundbreaking. Until you remember that he’s in love with his phone. Then it shifts instantaneously to hilarious.Read more "Compact Movie Review: her"
You had two choices: wait on hold for an interminable amount of time just to wait another 30 minutes (even though they said 10) for a cab to arrive at your place, or brave the elements and play thumb roulette, also with no knowledge of how long it would take to actually flag one down. […]Read more "Why Does Uber Suck Now?"
Read the full report at Slate: “On Saturday, Winston Watts, driver of the Jamaican sled told the Associated Press that they needed some $80,000 to make it to the Olympics. ‘Right now,” Watts said, ‘we’re at zero.’ Instead of turning to John Candy for help, the team turned to the Internet. As one does these days, they hit […]Read more "The Most Internet Story on the Internet Today"
While they were a little slow on the whole “democracy” thing, those British blokes across the pond are getting their smart on in at least one area of public life: parking. According to Quartz, “this week, the City of Westminster, one of London’s local councils, will start embedding the first 0f 3,000 sensors into the […]Read more "Why “Smart Parking Spots” Are Stupid, And Five Things That Should Be Smarter"
We all know that YouTube isn’t exactly a bastion of high quality video content. For every enlightening expose on using drones to protect orangutans in their native habitat, there’s about 2.3 million of whatever the hell this is. That being said, there’s a special place in hell for the following five clips. They are the […]Read more "The Five Worst YouTube Videos of 2013"
#UpworthyHeadline Labs are where miracles become science, where the unexplained is solved, and where James Franco befriends a hairy monkey not named Seth Rogen. With that in mind, let’s go back to 2003, when scientists at Michigan State University were able to pinpoint the exact time at which, through the evolutionary process, a new species […]Read more "Breaking: Id Est Fid Obtains Scientific Logs That Will Leave You Shocked!!"