Why Does Uber Suck Now?

You had two choices: wait on hold for an interminable amount of time just to wait another 30 minutes (even though they said 10) for a cab to arrive at your place, or brave the elements and play thumb roulette, also with no knowledge of how long it would take to actually flag one down. […]

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Why “Smart Parking Spots” Are Stupid, And Five Things That Should Be Smarter

While they were a little slow on the whole “democracy” thing, those British blokes across the pond are getting their smart on in at least one area of public life: parking. According to Quartz, “this week, the City of Westminster, one of London’s local councils, will start embedding the first 0f 3,000 sensors into the […]

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Breaking: Id Est Fid Obtains Scientific Logs That Will Leave You Shocked!!

#UpworthyHeadline Labs are where miracles become science, where the unexplained is solved, and where James Franco befriends a hairy monkey not named Seth Rogen. With that in mind, let’s go back to 2003, when scientists at Michigan State University were able to pinpoint the exact time at which, through the evolutionary process, a new species […]

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